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...all of the advanced technological process points up to the fact that behind his doubles and his protheses, his biological clones and his virtual images, man takes advantage of these things to disappear. So it is with the answer-phone: 'We aren't here. Leave a message...' And the video plugged into the TV takes over the job of watching the film for you. Had there not been that possibility, you would have felt obliged to watch it, since you always feel a little responsible for the films you haven't seen, the desires you haven't fulfilled, the people you haven't replied to, the crimes you haven't committed, the money you haven't spent. This amounts to a whole array of repressed possibilities, and the idea that there is a machine to store them and filter them, into which they go to die away quietly, is a profoundly reassuring one.

- Jean Baudrillard, 'The Perfect Crime'

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